Robert Downey, Jr. 5’7”

Anyone who has ever had a dating profile on OKCupid knows that when it comes to dating, most women prefer tall men. From USA Today to the American Psychological Association, the experts all agree that at a 6-foot-tall men will earn more over the course of their lifetimes so to me it doesn’t seem fair that they would get all of the ladies as well.

As a taller-than-average five-foot-nine female I believe that there’s no such thing as “short.” Instead I prefer to think of men in three categories: regular, extra large, and fun sized.  Why? Two reasons: first, everyone is the same height when they’re lying down. Second, just because he has to tip toe to kiss you doesn’t mean he isn’t a rock star anywhere else. So what if he’s as tall as a hobbit? There’s nothing like feeling like an Amazon princess standing next to your guy. Put on your tallest heels and play supermodel meets record producer!

Need some more convincing? Check out this photo gallery of the “fun-sized” celebrities.

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